Welcome to my underground lair... My game is the ultimate training tool for future heads of evil organizations that want to take over the world, and it doubles as the ultimate leisure tool for those who already head those evil organizations. Get to training, as you don't want to end up like my own son Scott who was never quite evil enough... He was only semi-evil... quasi-evil, and if you want to be the heir of my evil organization, you'll have to work hard, and prove yourself.Now if you'll excuse me, I have a world to destroy... ta-ta!